Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

If you want to ravage your best friend on their birthday? Then these sassy, sarcastic, savage, and insulting birthday wishes for best friend are ideal that would even showcase your love and also insult them but in a cute way. As best friends, insults are always linked with each other because we know everyone enjoys insulting our best friends whenever we have the opportunity. The bond is always unique where you show your love to them and insult your friend the next moment when you have a frisky mood. If it is their birthday, then it is an excellent time to send these savage birthday wishes for best friend.

The below-mentioned insulting birthday wishes for best friend are a little cranky and naughty, but trust me, it is not too offensive. These birthday wishes can live your friend's party and force them to burst out laughing. We have crafted a savage collection of wishes for your friend from various groups that you can use intentionally to ravage your best friend and make their birthday party unforgettable. So, without wasting more time, let's move towards the sarcastic birthday wishes for best friend, which you can share with your best friend or write on a greeting card.

Here Are Some Hilarious And Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend To Make Him Feel Your Love Differently

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Savage Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

1. I wish God a long enough life on your birthday to see your teeth and hair fall out. Congratulations on your birthday!
2. After all, growing old on your birthday isn't bad. You will die soon and be free of worldly pain. Happy birthday, dear!
3. The full custom of giving birthday gifts is absurd. You're giving gifts to someone who is one step closer to death. Happy birthday, friend, you're going to die soon!
4. May you live long enough to frighten your grandchildren with wrinkles. Congratulations on your birthday!
5. Don't you find it enticing that a daring person like me will give you a birthday gift? Buddy, happy birthday!
6. I hope your birthday is as memorable as your high school graduation. That was hilarious. Congratulations on your birthday, buddy!
7. We're both born for the sole purpose of reminding each other of our birthdays. Happy birthday, my dearest pal!
8. According to one study, those who throw birthday parties live longer than those who do not. It is now up to you to decide for the party. Congratulations on your birthday!
9. I have a solid aversion to stupid people. Fortunately, you are not one of them. Happy birthday, dear friend!
10. You may be the only person on the planet who does not return phone calls on his birthday. Forget birthday wishes and gifts if I don't get a party this year.
11. Your only accomplishment on this day was colliding with the planet. Birthday greetings, dear friend!
12. Thank goodness birthdays only happen once a year, or I would have spent most of my pocket money bringing you birthday cakes and candles. Happy birthday, dear!
13. On your birthday every year, I pray to God to make you wise. Your sins outnumber your good deeds. That is why God does not respond to my prayers. Happy birthday, dear!
14. May you live to see your teeth fall out and other people eat your birthday cake. Congratulations on your birthday!
15. If you believe that life is amusing, you are mistaken. You only need to look at yourself in the mirror to understand humour. My friend, happy birthday!
16. From my memory, erasing your birth date is the best return gift I can receive on your birthday. Congratulations on your Birthday!
17. On the special occasion of your birthday, I would like to redefine the term "best friend" and kick you out of my life. Congratulations on your birthday!
18. I only put up with your sorry because you throw a mean birthday party. My boy, happy birthday!
19. Happy birthday, my dearest friend, who is now an elderly man and a grumpy older man with a big belly.
20.  Given your current rate of ageing, your legs will soon be dangling from the grave. Happy birthday, my idiot pal!

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

1. I will continue to insult my best friend for as long as the sun and moon exist. Happy birthday, my most idiotic friend!
2. On your birthday, I sincerely wish to carry you on my shoulders. But you're fucking massive. Fatso, happy birthday!
3. Wisdom grows in direct proportion to age. It is inversely proportional in your case. What a shambles you are! Anyway, dumbo jumbo, happy birthday.
4. On your birthday, I wish you white hair and the appearance of an uncle as soon as possible. Dude, happy birthday!
5. If I could get you a big gift for your birthday, it would solve all my problems. Happy birthday, dear!
6. On your special day, I sincerely hope you live long enough to witness my success and that you work in my company and call me a boss. Congratulations on your birthday!
7. Even the devil's heart changes after a while. However, you are the only being on this planet who has not changed. Happy birthday to the world's biggest procrastinator!
8. "What a waste of sperm?" your parents would have said the day you were born. Dude, happy birthday!
9. Even though I am always rude to you, I promise not to be rude on your birthday. I'll be intolerable. Congratulations on your birthday! May the Lord bless you with enough money to throw me a party.
10. Your only notable accomplishment is being born on Christmas when everyone unintentionally celebrates your birthday. My boy, happy birthday!
11. I swear to God, if I don't get you a birthday party this year, you'll either die, or our friendship will be over. Happy birthday to the most frugal man I know. Congratulations on your birthday!
12. I'm still waiting for the day when everyone else starts wishing you a happy birthday except me. You're such a loner! Happy birthday, my best friend!
13. May the Almighty bless you with everything you desire except money, fame, and a Lamborghini. I wish you a happy birthday!
14. Cheers to another year of being broke, old, ugly, and fat. In any case, happy birthday!
15. I'm hoping that one day I'll be able to drink unlimited booze and eat delicious food at your birthday party. I'm hoping that day comes before I die. You miser, happy birthday!
16. On her birthday, my lovely friend deserves the best present. The priceless gift of my hug. What did you expect? Lingerie from Victoria's Secret. Sexy girl, happy birthday!
17. Your birthday cake is the only thing you can cut well in life, but not my second base. My loser boyfriend wishes you a happy birthday!
18. Because it's your special day and you're my best friend, I'm not going to shower you with lavish gifts. Just accept my sweet birthday greetings this year!
19. Happy birthday, my dear friend! I wish you were richer, smarter, and more beautiful by the day, but not more so than I am.
20. Hey, girl, you're getting to the age where even plastic surgery won't save you from looking ugly and pathetic. Simply learn to accept this fact. Congratulations on your birthday!

Insulting Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

1. When you lose your money, friends, and charm all at once, getting older is always a traumatic experience. Please accept my condolences and best birthday wishes, sweetheart.
2. Let's make your birthday night the craziest birthday night celebration ever. Get ready for a sassy birthday bash. May you have a fantastic birthday!
3. I will only send your birthday wishes for this year's birthday once I have received your previous birthday parties. Choose what you want.
4. As soon as we finish celebrating your birthday, I'll take you to a hot place where you'll think twice about closing your eyes. Be prepared for a sexy night, baby. First and foremost, happy birthday!
5. Is it my imagination, or are you getting hornier with each passing birthday? You better find a girl, or you'll turn gay pretty quickly. Happy birthday, my dearest pal!
6. Hey, how about inviting only hookers to your birthday party instead of friends and family? The next day, you'll be the talk of the town. Congratulations on your birthday, buddy!
7. My best friend's birthday is today. I guarantee you'll enjoy everything you desire: booze, babes, and the bong. Congratulations on your birthday!
8. Happy birthday, my sexiest pal. Your seductiveness inspires the ladies to undress.
9. Baby, your celebrity always fills me with energy and kinkiness. Hotshot, happy birthday!
10. I'm sure you'll walk with a stick by your next birthday, the way you're ageing. Each birthday saps the energy from your legs. Anyway, my friend, happy birthday!
11. Please note blow too hard on the birthday cake because your breath is still foul. Happy birthday, my only best friend!
12. Because you're always horny, my birthday present will be an artificial vagina. Stop spreading your horny vibes everywhere, for God's sake. Birthday greetings, dear friend!
13. On your 25th birthday, I sincerely hope you marry this year, or I will have to arrange a trip to Bangkok for you. Happy birthday.
14. People end up becoming jacks of all trades. But you transform into Jackass for all girls. Who, after all, sends sexy messages to an all-female batchmate at 2 a.m.? Happy birthday, King of the Horrible People.
15. The only reason we're still best friends is that we both have eccentric personalities and crazy minds. Happy birthday, my accomplice.
16. If an institution organises a competition for the filthy mind, you will be the undisputed winner. Sexy boy, happy birthday.
17. I wrote all this gibberish about your birthday greeting because I wanted to let you know how I felt about you. Please be considerate of my feelings. Aside from that, happy birthday, my friend!
18. On your special day, I will finally reveal the wish I have been praying for you for a long time: may you have sex with the hottest girl in college. Happy birthday, my best friend!
19. Hey, best friend, don't wear any of your favourite dresses on your birthday because I'm going to rip them anyway. Dude, happy birthday!
20. I can guarantee you one thing on your birthday: it will either be the best or worst day of the year. Keep your fingers crossed for the baby. Congratulations on your birthday!

Make your best friend's born day special with these Insulting funny birthday wishes make it more exceptional, you can share a gift of laughter, a story-telling gift of your memory, or anything that suits your friendship. These Insulting birthday wishes for best friend will help make their day unique and memorable. Here on this Tring page, you will get everything from insulting to rude birthday wishes that you can use to greet your friend on their birthday.

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