Short Instagram Captions for Guys

Adulting is like how you fold a fitted sheet. Nobody truly understands how.

If you hurl an apple hard enough, an apple a day will keep the world at bay.

I don't feel sluggish. I just have so much motivation to do nothing.

I'll be as useless today as the 'g' in lasagna.

I overslept this morning, and I was going to rule the world. Postponed. Again.

Like a balloon, life is. Never letting go will prevent you from realising your full potential.

Do extra activities that will prevent you from checking your phone.

In a terrible world, having a sensitive heart is bravery, not weakness.

Before you pass away, strive to inspire.

Be amazing. People go crazy over it.

You'll miss all the enjoyment if you follow all the rules.

If I concurred with you, we would both be mistaken.

Don't bother me when I'm ignoring you, please.

I alone am accountable for the words that leave my mouth. You do not understand them. It is not my fault.

Work hard until your detractors start asking if you're recruiting.

The work you put forth is what separates who you are from who you aspire to be.

Like the concept you are doing your best to ignore, everything you see around you was once simply a thought.

I use criticism to gauge how far I have fallen behind my adversaries.

For a man, success is a daily journey to better himself; it is not a destination.

If success could talk, it would describe the late hours and restless nights.

The world is already crowded with players; be a game changer.

Since there are only two seats in a Lamborghini and fifty in a bus, the top is lonely.

Be cautious about what you put up with. People are learning how to treat you.

Don't flaunt a logo. Being a brand.

One who perseveres when others give up is a champion.

If you want a loan from a bank, dress like you own one.

Eagles don't learn how to fly from chickens.

If you haven't accomplished anything, dress accordingly.

Picky with your time, friends, and clothing.

Dress as though you're already well-known!

My objectives never cease for anyone. You must help me, or I must fend for myself. In either case, it will take place.

The person who is weakest in the room is the one who speaks the loudest.

Fear not failure. Fears remain in the same situation as you are now next year.

I lose more people as I become more self-aware.

Own what is yours, or else others will attempt to.

Without ME, you cannot spell awesoME.

I have my own approval; I don't need yours.

Many despise you, many want you, some dislike you, yet none confront you.

You are a simple person if you are reading this.

Do what makes you happy regardless of what others think.

You either accept me as I am, or you can watch me walk away.

Avoid blindly following the herd. They may occasionally be silent.

You appear to be a left-handed drawing that I made.

Excuses don't help you get stronger.

You have two hands because, yes, I am a bit of a handful.

Be fierce, not ordinary.

I'll put that in the "I don't care" category.

When someone tries to offend my sensibilities, as if I have any, I always laugh.

Casting a shadow while it's sunny.

Disappointments abound in life, and I've now added you to the list.